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1. Bruises - My muse was caught in the middle of a fight, and is completely covered in bruises and cuts. Your muse notices this, and decides to play doctor.
2. Broken bone - A car crash can leave anyone injured. And even after your muse told them to be careful! A person sporting a broken bone or two isn't someone that goes unnoticed. Unless your muse is a doctor, you may want to call for help. They'll need some assistance getting around the house afterwards.
3. Cuts - Cuts from a fall aren't life-threatening things... But that doesn't matter much to your muse who insists on bandaging them all up.
4. Black eye - A punch to the eye can be painful, and may include a bit of swelling. But a bit of rest and medication will help lessen the pain. Your muse will see to that.
5. Stab/gunshot wound - Ouch. Not much we can say to that, buddy. Shouldn't have gone down that back alley alone. Without immediate treatment, a wound leaves my muse at Death's door. A trip to the hospital will be necessary!
6. Abrasions - Scrapes are painful, but they're not too serious. A bit of blood never hurt anyone. Your muse should patch that up, just to make sure it doesn't get infected.
7. Burns - Playing with fire or fire-related objects isn't the smartest idea my muse has ever had. A cold gauze may be in order here, followed by some bandage wrap and aspirin.
8. Concussion - Either my muse is very ill, or they've gotten themselves a concussion. Symptoms of a concussion may include dizziness, brief loss of consciousness, memory problems, nausea or vomiting, blurred vision, sensitivity to sound or light, balance issues, delayed reaction to stimuli, confusion, drowsiness or feeling sluggish, and intense headaches. Best lay them up to rest.
9. Post-traumatic vertigo - Post-traumatic vertigo is intense dizziness, imbalance, and vertigo (feeling as if you or the room is moving) following up blunt force trauma. While post-traumatic vertigo has similar symptoms to a concussion, it is not as serious. Still, best your muse keep an eye on them. Be prepared to call 911.
10. Scars - A scar is simply a mark on the skin, indicating an old injury that never fully healed. After discovering quite a few of them on my muse's body, your muse demands to know how they got there.
11. Bloody nose - Some people just don't know when to quit talking. A sock to the nose can be pretty painful! Best grab some tissues and try to stop the bleeding. Grab an ice pack while you're at it. You'll need to keep the swelling to a minimum.
12. Stitches - My muse came home one night with as many stitches as Frankenstein's monster. What does your muse say about it?
13. Puncture wound - All sorts of things can puncture the skin. Glass, needles, metal... Whatever it was that pierced my muse's skin, your muse needs to do something about it.
14. Dog bite - Dogs may be domesticated, but that doesn't mean they can't still attack people! My muse came home one night, sporting a dog's teeth impression. Better break out the ice and neosporin!
15. Electric shock - There's a reason they say to handle electrical equipment with care! My muse did not heed that warning. Electric shocks can range from mild to deadly. Depending on the severity of the shock, symptoms may include unconsciousness, a weak, erratic pulse (or none at all), burns, difficulties breathing or no breathing at all, and sudden onset of cardiac arrest.